12 posts tagged “comedy”

"...Captain Nigh had been a sailor and gaurd in the Portugese royal fleet. Back then the Portugese and Spanish fleet could outnumber the fleets of the seas. England, an Island was isolated and no threat to their massive cells. Now with the defeat and subsequent economic downturn of their former land, not to mention the price that would be on the head of all former enemies to the English crown, Nigh sails the African coast transporting untaxed, therefore, illegal goods. Some would make him out to be a hero. All we know is that he was many things.
Around the campfires at night, mainly on small islands in between runs, Captain Nigh would release his tears and tell jokes like 'The English quever is loose', and 'fat english pig dogs were born out of Elizabeths escape hatch'. My personal favorite that I love hearing retold in the French theatre: 'We always knew that you were a splitter whose hand shakes are like milky toast'.
Although his memory is told as an Adventurer, it would be his comedic influence that set to work the minds of Keats when he said: "Nigh, a campfire legend and master of the English/anti English Satirical Monologue". Which would grow to influence such greats as 'Zoloft the Russian Eater of English Babies', or 'Inquisitor for district number 3'(district #3was the code name for England in early Roman Catholic circles).
Yes, Captian Nigh was a great influence, Nigh, he was much more than that - a complex of fiery men, one that attacked in battles of the past and one that lamented a downfall and therefore used the forked tongue and adept sword arm of wit to overpower the darkended moods of the defeated..."

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34 EXT. TRAIN STATION - NIGHT 34

Freddy gets off the ancient train and looks for someone
who might be there to meet him.  he sets down his suit-
case and briefcase.

26

35 ANOTHER ANGLE 35

From out of the darkness, IGOR, a strange man with a
hunched back, walks towards him.  Behind Igor is a woman,
INGA.

IGOR
Frederick Frankenstein?

FREDDY
Fron kon steen!

IGOR
Are you putting me on?

FREDDY
No, it's pronounced Fron kon
steen.

IGOR
And do you also say Fro dereck?

FREDDY
No, Fred ereck.

IGOR
Why isn't it Frodereck Fronkon steen?

FREDDY
It's not.  It's Fredereck
Fronkonsteen.

IGOR
I see.

FREDDY
You must be Igor.

Igor thinks a moment.

IGOR
No, it's pronounced Aye gor.

FREDDY
But they told me it was Ee gor.

IGOR
Well, they were wrong then,
weren't they?

FREDDY
You were sent by Herr Falkstein,
weren't you?

Cont.

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35 Cont.

IGOR
Yes, that's right.  My grandfather
and your grandfather used to pal
around together.  You and I should
have a lot of laughs.

FREDDY
I'm sure we will.

IGOR
(indicating the
large-breasted
woman behind him)
This is Inga.  They thought you
might need an assistant temporarily.

FREDDY
How do you do?

INGA
Extremely well.

FREDDY
How nice.

IGOR
Are these your bags?

FREDDY
Yes, just the two.

Igor takes the small briefcase and walks OFF.  Freddy
takes the large suitcase and follows with Inga.

INGA
Did you have a pleasant trip?

FREDDY
Yes, thank you.  It wasn't bad.

They follow Igor past two men -- Dracula and Wolfman --
who are sitting quietly on a platform bench.  One of the
men wears a huge black cape and has two enormous eye teeth.
The other man's face and hands are covered with wolf's
hair.

IGOR
(singing to
himself)
Sun -- rise... Sun -- set!
Dee -- dum... Dee -- dum.

Cont.

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35 Cont.1

Freddy, struggling with his suitcase, stares in polite
horror at the two men as he and Inga walk past them.

FREDDY
Good evening.

DRACULA
Good evening.

WOLFMAN
Good evening.

Freddy and Inga continue on, walking under a dangling
sign:

"TRANSYLVANIA STATION"

DISSOLVE TO:

36 EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - A FEW MINUTES LATER - NIGHT 36

A cart, drawn by two horses, travels up a lonely road.
Igor is at the reins.  In the back, sitting in mountains
of hay, are Freddy and Inga.

INGA
Did you ever have a roll in
the hay?

FREDDY
(a little nervous)
I'm not sure I...get your drift.

Inga begins to roll herself over and over in the hay.

INGA
You should try it -- it's fun.

Somewhat embarrassed, Freddy leans over to speak to Igor.

FREDDY
Incidentally -- I don't mean
to embarrass you in any way,
but I'm a rather brilliant
surgeon.  Perhaps I can help
you with that hump.

IGOR
What hump?

Freddy tries to recover.

Blazing saddles trans am finis

Here is a mix I made of 'blazing saddles' the movie audio mixed with some 'trans am' electronica.  I dont have a DJ name, I'll be 'DJ Darjeeling T'.

Get ready to be saddle sore, and dont dare think you wont like this electronica, these mofo's shine!

It was 2002.  An old friend of mine named Jennyfer would leave me domestic notes and I would alter them for our amusement, merryment and to invigorate our cherished creative instincts. 

The first note before alteration reads:

"S,

Pussy's out.  Try to get him in when you wake up.

J"

I then altered the first note to read:

Satan,

Pussy's out of order.  Try to  get her in a better mood.  Hymns, when sung in key help.  Wake up the dead that should do it!

Jesus

The second note she left reads:

S,

the air is off if you may want to open your windows.

J

The alteration of the second note:

Satan,

THe hair is off, if I could only find it.  You may want to look under the sofa.  Open your mind to other windows damnit!

Jesus

The third and final note from Jennyfer reads:

S,

Dont forget to write me a check for 262.50

J

so I altered it so say:

Satan,

You are going down, so dont forget!!! Someone should teach you to write!!!  Me a bad ass!!  You are going down.  For 262.50 You will be allowed on e more chance! 

Jesus

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